Patty Weekly is Patronise F1's non-award winning, barely-entertaining "weekly", "exclusive" newsletter, launched back in 2009 with the intent of delivering a piping-hot batch of amusing F1 thoughts and news items to your inbox, along with some shameless plugs to recent Patronise F1 articles that you might have missed.

To join in with literally tens of Patty Weekly subscribers, simply plonk your e-mail address in that box to your right, and every Wednesday (or thereabouts), a new e-mail shall be yours. To get an idea for what you'd be letting yourselves in for, the full archive of Patty Weekly emails from the past is listed below.

Note for Hotmail/Yahoo e-mail account holders - There's a chance that Patty mails to your accounts are treated as spam. Perish the thought. If you don't get an activation e-mail after you enter your details, check your spam folder and it should be there.